The Bad Pages

Stephen Jones’s top 10 Americana (The Guardian)

guardian.co.uk, Monday 2 June 2003

Stephen Jones is also known as the musician Babybird. His first novel, The Bad Book, was about a damaged childhood; his second, Henry and Ida Swop Teeth, features Siamese twins who forsake their lives as drug-addled scientific guinea pigs to go on the run.

1. America’s Back Porch by Daniel Jeffreys

Being a poor reader, I am naturally and lazily drawn to short stories. This travel book digs into everything I want to know about America’s dirty underbelly.

2. Waiting Period by Hubert Selby Jr

This book, about a man who isn’t able to commit suicide because there’s a mistake in his application to buy a gun, is a great rail against American society and bureaucracy.

3. From A to B and Back Again by Andy Warhol

I’ve never been a Warhol fan, so this was a big surprise. It’s autobiographical but written as though it was a novel and reads wonderfully. It feels very eerie, as though someone else had written it.

4. Factotum by Charles Bukowski

I have collected over 50 of his books and will dip in and out of them till I’m dead. He is my ultimate read and sums up simplicity perfectly. Those who associate him with womanising and ale have only just tipped his iceberg. If anybody has any of his early books for sale, email baby.zip@virgin.net.

5. Junky by William S Burroughs

As with Factotum, I got this in its original pocketsize pulp novel format. I knew nothing about drugs and seediness before I naively read this. Along with Orwell’s Down and Out in London and Paris, it opened my eyes to degradation.

6. Atomic Candy by Phyllis Burke

Beautiful turn of phrase. This deals with an era when TV was beginning to saturate the world: commercialism and politics, and huge finned cars. It drives you through America from beginning to end.

7. Dogwalker by Arthur Bradford

Reviewers said this was weird but to me it’s as normal as pie. It reminded me of Eraserhead and how we care for the fucked-up. It’s a collection of short stories, all concerning freaky dogs and the strange relationships humans have with them. You don’t have to like dogs to enjoy it.

8. Naked Pueblo by Mark Poirier

This is another short story collection. In one of them a kid, later named Jackpot, is born with a dime stuck to her forehead, all because her stripper mother doled out change for her clients’ dollar bills from her vagina. Now, that’s weird.

9. Wild at Heart by Barry Gifford

I rarely read a book then see the film, for fear of spoiling the movie experience. But this is a masterful rollercoaster, and that’s before even knowing that Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern were in the wonderful Lynch version.

10. Cannery Row by John Steinbeck

This is based in Monterey, California, my favourite place in the world. It reads like an A to Z of things I’ve seen there. Monterey’s just off Highway 1 on the coast, the most beautiful drive I was ever lucky to ride.

Harry and Ida Swop Teeth

BBC – South Yorkshire
Beckett’s Books
Harry and Ida Swop Teeth
Stephen Jones, I.M.P Fiction, £7.99

The man who brought us Babybird and You’re Georgeous shows he’s as adept with prose as he is with song lyrics. Not surprisingly, his fiction is every bit as dark as his music.

Set in the not-quite-reality of Little America, separated Siamese twins Harry and Ida Brick don’t have the money to pay for an operation to save Harry’s life.

Taking a rather violent leave of their father, they set out on a roadtrip in a quest to find help. Nightmarish and weird, but unsettlingly compelling.
Simon Beckett

Harry and Ida Swop Teeth

Erasing Clouds
(http://www.erasingclouds.com)
Stephen Jones
Harry and Ida Swop Teeth (Imp Books)

The world has been remixed. America has disappeared under its weight and has been turned into a configuration of mini-states that go under the names of Little France, Little Korea, Little Iraq and so on. Our story takes place in Little America, “home of the displaced”, seventeen years after two Siamese twins, Harry and Ida, were born. The twins were joined at the head, but later separated in an operation that left Ida with more brain than Harry. If you think that this story is already crazy enough, well, you still haven’t seen what will come after.

This, indeed, is only the beginning of Stephen Jones’ second novel. Stephen Jones, well known for his hits under the name Babybird, released a while back his first novel, “The Bad Book”. Hit, the protagonist of this novel, was a sort of outsider, an eight year old boy who “wasn’t quite right” and suddenly sets on a journey of discovery of his father’s universe after his mother goes missing. In a way, “Harry and Ida Swop Teeth” is still haunted by a father figure, Brick, hated by both the twins.

The plot revolves around Ida who wants to swap her horrible teeth with Harry’s perfect ones and her brother who wants to get a little bit more brain from Ida. The twins’ plans will be somehow diverted from their original goals and they will meet quite a few freaky characters and live the most crazy and scary adventures. Jones has made up in less than two hundred pages a universe of madness, happiness and sadness.

“Harry and Ida Swop Teeth” is a deeply disturbing and intriguing story that will leave you asking for more. 

Harry and Ida Swop Teeth (review)

London Metro magazine
Harry and Ida Swop Teeth by Stephen Jones

17 year old siamese twins Ida and Harry are on the run, trying to raise money to restore Harry with some of the brain he lost when he was separated from Ida at birth. The world they move in is crowded with misfits, manic depressives and freakshow artists, and is dominated by the large hole left by the twins’ absent parents: their mother Pebble works for a makeshift airline, their unhappy father Brick has spent most of his life trying to kill himself.

For all its interest in 2 people trying to live in a crazy mixed up world, Stephen BB Jones’ second novel suffers from a surfeit of weirdness for the sake of weirdness, and is too clumsily narrated for his themes to really engage.

2 stars from 5

Harry and Ida Swop Teeth can be preordered

Harry and Ida Swop Teeth can be preordered now from Hmv.co.uk (haven’t seen it elsewhere).

Not much info yet except for a release date set to 10-04-2003.